gnarly:

Q is just an O with a Boner

(via so-personal)

hi:

seeing your friends after they went out and had fun and “forgot” to invite you

image

(via morethanyoubargained-for)

do-you-have-a-flag:

if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time

(via thisstageboneriremember)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via gaussiem)